Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Thank goodness I've already done therapy

"Didn't I tell you to take that thing out of your nose before you got here?"

"Why aren't you wearing any makeup?"

"Don't you think you should put some earrings on?"

"You know. You are quite pretty. It just seems like you could put a little more effort into your appearance."

"Your hair is frizzing. Did you know that? It really doesn't look good."

"Oh my. Why would you put that hideous color on your toes?"

I think I may have used up all of my good karma in trying my best to not kill my mother during the past week. Then again maybe I have some left still. I just called the jury hotline and apparently I have fulfilled my duty for the year.

Well, I'm off to get some rest, get reacquainted with the cats, and sort through the gazillion photos I took.


  1. Anonymous8:43 AM

    LMAO - yes indeed on the therapy.

  2. I've got a good few years on you, Dag, and I can tell you from experience that it never gets any better.
    In fact, I decided not to visit my parents this Christmas.
    Take it easy, babe.