Sunday, June 4, 2006

Tell me something I don't already know

Checked out this free dating site this past week. (Remember? It's all about boredom at work.) This is the quiz they have on the site. (You do not have to fill in the info in the last page in order to get your results.) These are my results.

You are The Sudden Departure.

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Your exact opposite: The Intern

All types are described in the glossary.

This all seems fitting given the last couple of weeks I've had. I'll explain this comment tomorrow.

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